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H2O2C4

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The year is 2019. In Atlanta Georgia a Young man named Cole Sauer was waiting for the world to come and show itself. While walking he saw an orange holographic button appear in the air. Cole Sauer said,” Why do I feel the need to press this glowing orange button?” when he did a Stenza pod appeared. Cole Sauer realized what he just did. He said,” I remember a video from October last year and this Yorkshireman went through what happened. I think his name was Ryan Sinclair.” Noticing the pod start to crack he hightailed it out of there. The Coach Now in his Third incarnation had made it to his t.a r.d.i.s stuck in the disguise of a Morehead State University moveable locker as the exterior opened the door and piloting his TARDIS in his old incarnation's Clothes, he decided to go to the wardrobe room. Looking in the mirror at his new self and said,” I would say that the ears are an improvement, The nose though well nobody's perfect.”  Upon arrival The Coach's TARDIS decided it w...

Stagnant

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The Coach was visiting The Selector on Nirn and having the Skyrim equivalent of Thanksgiving dinner with his step daughter and he inquired about more of her adventures defending the planet Nirn. He asked her,” So what have you been up to since I saw you last?” The Selector responded,” Well, Coach I have stopped a plot by a daedric princess to influence leadership in whiterun. Helped the dragon born defeat Alduine. And stopped The vampires from taking out the Sun.” The Coach said,” That's good, pass me a sweet roll, Selector.” the dinner was venison chops, mashed potatoes in goat cheese, and four vegetable chicken soup. The Coach said,” Well Selector, it was good celebrating Stagnant with you. I have to go, I'm getting a call.” going back into his TARDIS stuck in the disguise of a Morehead State University moveable locker as the exterior. Answering the phone he said,” Hello, who is this?” The Victer on the other end says,” I have a proposition for you Coach. Come figure out what...

Arctic Stonehenge

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In the new Arctic Stonehenge and Tower The Polumen army took control of their home and requested that U.N.I.T and the international community leave them alone. Lucy Lulo and u.n.i.t were left to clean up the aftermath leftover by Saurumon and his army of humanoid polar bear's called Polumen. Michael Lulo called Lucy saying,” Honey, I need you to come home. You're Mom is, Well let's just say not doing so good. Eddie had to come home from school earlier on account of The Bear thing's.” Lucy Lulo picked up and said,” Dad!!! What has happened to Mom? Did Eddie's school close and that's why he's home Early? Talk to me.” Michael Lulo responded,” Your Mom is in the hospital. Eddie's school closed because of those humanoid polar bear things. Where are you? And more importantly Is The Coach with you?” Lucy said,”Um the Arctic circle, you should see it there's an Arctic Stonehenge and Tower in the center of the Arctic Stonehenge. It's populated by the polu...

The Sorcerer's Staff

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The Coach noticed a poluman listening in on what Was going on. Using the sonic pointer to block out any spying techniques, The Coach said,” Someone was listening to our conversation. Adam, have you got a lidar layout of Saurumon’s Fortress? I'm going to need a team, a speaker phone, a photonic rod, and a donut.” Lucy Lulo asked,” Why a donut?” The Coach said,” I get hungry when tension is this thick.” Adam Taylor replied,” You told us back when you were undercover as a university student at Morehead State University not to use it.“ The Coach said,” Well I'm giving you permission to use it now Adam.” Lucy Lulo said,” Coach, a poluman was listening in on everything we have been saying. If he tells Saurumon about you and the information U.N.I.T has he could take this army of his out to the Stars.” The Coach replied,” And that Lucy Lulo, is why my plan has to work. If not the universe will be subject to Saurumon's rule.” Lucy Lulo after a terrifying thought asked,” If he teams ...

Anarchy on The Move

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Saurumon After his death by his assistant came back to life in the Doctor Who universe. Using his staff he arrived in the Arctic and built up an army of humanoid polar bear's and a structure very similar to Stonehenge and his fortress in his old universe. The Coach had just gotten off of the call from Lucy Lulo. He banged his head against his fist. Piloting his TARDIS stuck in the disguise of a Morehead State University moveable locker as the exterior to the u.n.i.t Arctic Base he said,”I can't believe I have to deal with an actual wizard.” When he arrived Lucy Lulo was already there. Adam Taylor filled him in on the situation. He started saying,” Coach, All of u.n.i.t has been informed internationally about what you did and why you did it. We all would do the same thing you did for someone. However, Now we have to deal with the consequences of that little thing you did. Miss Lulo will fill you in on what is happening.” Lucy Lulo said,” Coach, I'm so glad you are here. If y...

Galvet

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The Coach was in deep thought about what comes next for himself and Lucy Lulo. He gets a call from his friend The Doctor and he picks up the phone. The Coach picked up saying,” Oh old pal, what's up?” The Doctor said,” I’ve just wanted to catch up with you Coach. I've been working something out. Also trying to get Belinda Chandra home, I've never had this level of Temporal resistance.” The Coach said,” Well I've dealt with Star Wars characters who come back to life in this universe, and a god of Chaos.” The Doctor said,” Galvet, Coach. Same here.”  They met in person and They talked about everything they've been doing. The Coach said,” Have you ever wondered Why keep doing what we do?” The Doctor said,” Honey, I'm always motivated to be the best version of myself. Coach, you just need to be doing the same.” The Coach said,” Doctor, You were always better at Galvet than me.” The Doctor said,” Oh Yes, zero gravity baseball. We made quite the hitters didn't we?...

Colviton

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Harry Truman was having a problem remembering something when he noticed a man that seemed to pop out of nowhere in front of him. The man spoke,” Having memory trouble Mr. President.” Harry Truman asked this man,” Who are you? And what have you done to my memory, Sir?” The man said,” I am forgetfulness, I took your memory.” The Coach and Lucy Lulo informed the unit 's international headquarters of everything coming to the universe.  The Coach asked Lucy,” Do you want to go back in time and talk to President Harry Truman?” Lucy Lulo said,” Yeah, let's go.”  A year after the man arrived he caused some changes to most of the things in the oval.  The Coach and Lucy having just arrived in the past in the second year of Harry Truman's presidency. A majority of things are happening that didn't happen. Lucy Lulo looked at the news paper and says,” Harry Truman's mental health in question? Coach there's something really wrong here.” The Coach responded,” I can feel it too...