Stagnant

The Coach was visiting The Selector on Nirn and having the Skyrim equivalent of Thanksgiving dinner with his step daughter and he inquired about more of her adventures defending the planet Nirn. He asked her,” So what have you been up to since I saw you last?” The Selector responded,” Well, Coach I have stopped a plot by a daedric princess to influence leadership in whiterun. Helped the dragon born defeat Alduine. And stopped The vampires from taking out the Sun.” The Coach said,” That's good, pass me a sweet roll, Selector.” the dinner was venison chops, mashed potatoes in goat cheese, and four vegetable chicken soup. The Coach said,” Well Selector, it was good celebrating Stagnant with you. I have to go, I'm getting a call.” going back into his TARDIS stuck in the disguise of a Morehead State University moveable locker as the exterior. Answering the phone he said,” Hello, who is this?” The Victer on the other end says,” I have a proposition for you Coach. Come figure out what I have planned and save you're sweet Lucy Lulo before it's too late.” The Coach hung up the phone and took off piloting his TARDIS to where the call originated from. 

Darth Vader and The stormtroopers had kidnapped Lucy, Saurumon used the knowledge he had gotten from The Coach's Head to amplify his magic and spread his influence across the star systems, and The Polumen army and the Stormtrooper army were bickering back in fourth. The Victer was waiting for a moment where he could interject and introduce himself. They all noticed him there waiting, so he spoke,” Oh, it's my turn to speak. Well I already know all of you. Saurumon I loved your work in your old universe and what you've done in this universe. Darth Vader oooo, never get angry with you. Stormtroopers and The Polumen army. Imagine what you all could do in partnership with me. I'm The Victer, and I can give you direction.”  He gave them instructions about what to do. They all work together for the ultimate universal Conquest. 

Lucy awakened strapped to a chair. The Victer made a call to The Coach from the Star destroyer. 

Lucy Lulo knew to keep quiet so she could hear what these guys had planned. After the call She listened and saw what they had planned and just how far it goes. 

The Coach after arriving on the star destroyer that call from The Victer came from. Looking on the monitor out beyond his TARDIS. The sight he saw was incomprehensible. The Victer making Saurumon and Darth Vader Work together, going to The Victer using DNA from the people around him. He had to step out and said,” I'm coming outside, Victer, what are you up to with all of this?” Victer responded,” I am moving forward with a new organization Coach. It's like The division under Tecteun only The Victory Lane’s goal is to sow as much chaos in the multiverse as possible.” The Coach said,” And no one can stop you. Well I've got some bad news Vic!!!!” Darth Vader walked behind him and said,” Hello again Coach.” Using the Force to incapacitate The Coach. Lucy Lulo was sent back to her world Earth. 

Waking up The Coach The Victer said,”Wakey wakey, Coach. I just injected you with Halisium Forty three. Thank you for falling into my trap.” The Coach convulsed a little bit, giving gasps of air, and then he went limp. The Victer left to continue the mission of The Victory Lane across the multiverse.

The Coach felt the start of the regeneration process and said,” Ahhh, blistering sunset's. It's the only thing certain, With sadness comes Hope.” He then let the glow loose, head, and Hands erupt into orange ish gold. Afterwards The Coach felt his new face, feeling the goatee and connecting the mustache. Then he said,” Short and curly hair.” He felt his new body and said,” I'm stronger but not overly muscular. I feel shorter.” 



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